English is the most common official language, with recognized status in 51 countries. It’s also undoubtedly one of the most spoken language. Britishers left behind the gift of English, which still firmly holds sway in most of the countries.
English is a mystery to all of us, whether you’ve been speaking it since day one, or you’ve just started to learn it. It is derived heavily from other languages and it keeps on evolving, especially new slang coming into the picture on a daily basis, it bends a lot of rules and seems to go by no logic at all. We find it hilarious though, and have jotted down the most funny ones for you. But let’s first start with a short story to tickle your funny bone.
A Priest kept chickens at his village. One evening the cock went missing. At the church mass prayer gathering, the priest asked, – “Who has a cock?” All the men got up. “No, I meant who has seen a cock?”… All the women got up. “No, No, Who has seen a cock that isn’t their’s?”… Half the women got up. “Oh, for Heaven’s sake, Who has seen my cock?”… All the nuns got up.
Haha! I know, I know, it might be a lame story to some of you but I’m pretty sure the illustrations won’t disappoint you.
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