SpongeBob Sharma, a 14-year-old TikTok influencer with 39 followers has told ScrollRoom (that’s us; if you didn’t get the memo) that he uses earphones even when there is no song playing.

“I keep them plugged into my ears whenever I am outside home, just to look cool and sexy”, he admitted.

To prove that he is indeed not listening to any songs when his ears seem to be blocked from the outside world, he shows us his mobile phone: it has an external memory of 10MB, and he has only two songs in the music apps.

When asked if he isn’t bored of having only two songs, he retorts, “No, I am not bored of them yet, since I haven’t even listened to them enough! I told you, I just plug in earphones but I don’t listen to any songs! I hate music, but I love earphones.”

Spongey, as he wants us to call him in this report, believes girls tend to go for guys who use earphones in public, as it looks cool and carefree.

“I saw a survey that said 99% of all guys who had a love marriage had listened to earphones at least once in life.”

Is it worth it to plug in earphones when no song is playing?

This is what goes on in his mind when he pretends to be listening to music? “I observe people around,” he says. “Girls actually. I listen to their talks.”

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Spongey did not reveal which are the only two songs on his phone’s memory card, but assured that they were not Billie Eilish songs. “I have saved Billboard Top 2 songs to leave better impression upon girls.”

“I read somewhere that having a cheap handset can be safely compensated by listening to popular (garbage in the form of .mp3 file) English music teens listen to these days.”

So, has it worked? Does he have a girlfriend now?

We don’t really know. Who cares? We don’t. Hehe. Ok bye!

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